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my guy is telling me i have to wait a month but i just kicked and wanted to feel normal so i can go out today and i'm basically over it… if i did just a bump or whatever would my sick really start all over again?

are you STUPID…???

dont do it — nothing good comes from being hooked on drugs.
go back to DETOX now

you will get sick immediately.
you had a of of warm fuzzy fun with junk and being sick and regaining emotional and mental normality is how you pay for all that escape.
Suffer for your sobriety or go back to being a junkie.

How soon after heroin detox can you use again w/o getting sick all over again?

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Rehabilitation for alcohol addicts entails a lot of program; programs, where the core essence is to get into the source of addiction. And how to and recover from it. Alcohol rehab mostly happens in establishments like alcohol rehab centers. This is where the alcohol addict will be trained on how to stop, control and evade from succumbing back into alcohol addiction. The process also involves living healthier and changing of lifestyles. During alcohol rehab, the alcohol dependent will have the chance to get cleansed and to eliminate any traces of alcohol in the body.

For alcohol rehab to work out, it needs a lot of patience, and a lot of faith, trust and money. Sometimes, only people who have the capability to pay for an alcohol rehabilitation center will have the privilege to be rehabilitated. Alcohol rehab centers are not affordable to everybody. In most countries, alcohol rehab is never a priority. Like, a family who is composed of 8 kids, a mother and a father, won’t prioritize nor recognize alcohol addiction of a father as one. Rather, they would spend most of their time, looking for jobs or ways and means to be able to serve food in their table. Finding a way to be able to make it tomorrow is always the priority.

If alcohol rehab entails step by step and systematized programs, alcohol rehabilitation, the ordinary people’s way does not. Recognition and acknowledgement of alcohol addiction is not given that much value and weight. Thus, making those less fortunate alcohol addicts have lesser chance to be able to recover from alcohol addiction. Most of the time and on the long run, they will end up sick or worst six feet below the ground. This is just how it works in an ordinary people’s lives, because they don’t have the luxury to treat alcohol addiction at its onset.

Alcohol rehab is not a piece of cake. It should be expected that an addict will undergo a whirlwind of process and therapy. It would be very agonizing for a person, for he should do all his best to withdraw from the temptations of alcohol. But with the right form of education and information; an alcohol addict will have the chance to be renewed. Moving forward and to be able to function again is always a possibility.

However, for an alcohol rehab to work, the alcohol dependent should have the right determination and motivation. He should try to avoid going into place where alcohol is publicly available. Examples of these are restaurants and bars. He or she should also try to socialize less so as to be on check if he can really control his craving for a drinkbecause alcohol will always be present in any social event.

Things are easier said than done. Even if things are just easily said, the important is that one has at least tried. With the successful trying, alcohol rehab will always be successful.

Alcohol rehab would entail and would ask for a lot of patience, and a whole lot more investment of faith, trust, and money rule so that it to work out.

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Truths on Alcohol Rehab

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Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg turned to equations and graphs before announcing a new partnership with Skype. STORY HIGHLIGHTS

• Mark Zuckerberg appeared Wednesday to announce Facebook video chat
• Online, Facebookers openly mocked the Facebook CEO’s presentation style
• One common theory: Zuck is trying, and failing, to imitate Steve Jobs
• Jobs, Apple’s co-founder, is known for his wiz-bang press conferences

(CNN) — Don’t let the sweatshirts and flip-flops fool you: The tech world is all about image. And there’s no better place to see this than the tech-company press conference — in which execs show off new products with elaborate PowerPoint presentations.

The most recent example: Wednesday’s awkward Facebook event, hosted by CEO Mark Zuckerberg.

Here’s a smattering of comments about Zuckerberg’s presentation, in which he announced a new video-conferencing feature. These popped up on Facebook, during the event in Palo Alto, California:

– "omg! I’ll just read about it later. This is like water torture."

– "Im gona play solitaire if he doesn’t get on with it"

– "Someone needs to bump him to get him to stop saying UM"

– "After this, I need an UM detox program.."

At one point, Zuckerberg — forever the geek — pulled up a chart about Facebook’s projected growth, which he introduced as a "log-normalized graph." The Internet’s collective eyes rolled back.

"Logarithmic graphs? Jesus Christ."

So what went wrong?

Essentially, Zuckerberg seems to have tried — and failed — to imitate the undisputed king of the tech presser: Apple’s Steve Jobs, who is known for leaving even the most skeptical of tech bloggers in a "hypnotic daze" after he finishes a talk.

"Zuckerberg at times appeared to be attempting to channel Steve Jobs in his presentation style," wrote Beatweek Magazine. "But too often he lost sight of the fact that most of his online audience members were from the non-geek general public."

"Steve Jobs builds his presentations around our innermost needs and desires," one Twitter user wrote. "Zuckerberg builds his around normalized logarithmic charts."

Here’s a look at the key features of a Jobs presentation — which he trots out each time Apple has a new iSomething to announce — and how Zuckerberg fell at least a little short of the mark in copying him.

Facebook ‘likes’ video chat Facebook ‘likes’ Skype

The pre-show buzz: Apple is notoriously silent before its announcements. This drives the tech industry crazy and creates a frenzied rumor mill. But before the Facebook announcement on Wednesday, Zuckerberg made what some tech writers now consider a mistake: He said Facebook would be announcing "something awesome."

This raised expectations, and when those weren’t met, the technosphere rushed to declare his Skype partnership decidedly "unawesome," especially since it came on the heels of the release of Google’s new social network, Google+, which has a video-chat feature some consider to be more robust.

The anecdote: Zuckerberg opened his presentation, in true Jobsian form, with a personal anecdote, saying he was walking around his neighborhood that very morning and met an older man who told him he wanted to video chat on Facebook with his grandson.

Well, hey there, neighbor — you’re in luck! The anecdote came off to some as almost too perfect. Zuckerberg fidgeted while telling it, emitting an awkward, I’ve-been-practicing-this laugh.

The wardrobe: Jobs is known for his mock turtleneck, mom jeans and gray New Balance sneakers. It’s a wardrobe he’s been wearing for decades, with virtually no alterations. When Jobs showed up to an Apple event in March with a belt on his jeans (he usually doesn’t wear one) a frenzy of speculation erupted on the subject of his health: Is he too skinny to wear his jeans anymore?

Zuckerberg seems to be copying this idea of wardrobe as signature. In his last few appearances in public, he’s worn a gray T-shirt and jeans. Problem one: A T-shirt is a little less memorable than a turtleneck. Problem two: The outfit, which he sometimes pairs with white running shoes, is an open subject of mockery in the fashion world. Esquire put Zuckerberg in its "Celebrity Style Hall of Shame."

"No matter how much money you have or how many people’s secrets you hold in your digital palm, you cannot show up to a black-tie event in a T-shirt and jeans and expect to be taken seriously. Seriously," that magazine wrote in 2010.

The PowerPoint: That other stuff many be a little catty, but here’s the meat of the difference, as described by various tech writers and Twitter users: Jobs speaks in a way that appeals to normal people, telling them how the company’s gadgets will make their lives richer and less stressful; Zuckerberg speaks in code, preaching about Moore’s Law, exponential growth and "inflection points."

But maybe it doesn’t matter. Zuckerberg, after all, is reported to be richer than Jobs. He also runs the world’s largest online network — with 750 million users.

Beatweek writes that people expect Zuck to be awkward, especially after Jesse Eisenberg’s portrayal of him as a robotic misanthrope in "The Social Network." So this presentation, despite all the real-time, online mockery, may have actually helped his reputation.

"We’ve already accepted that he’s an insulated geek, we’re all still just trying to figure out whether he’s a trustable one."

What do you think? Let us know in the comments below.

When it comes to presentation, Mark Zuckerberg is no Steve Jobs

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A juice detox diet is the most wonderful experience – clearing your body of all the toxins and impurities that can fill your body during the cold, wet, dismal winter months of the year.

It is not only a physical process of toxin removal that makes your body stronger, purer, more able to resist sickness and looking more radiant than ever but is also a mental process.

Like going for a run, giving up smoking or getting a new, better job there is a mental satisfaction, a pleasure and a buzz from doing something as positive and life-affirming as this.

You’ll be buzzing with physical and mental energy and ready to face the summer and all the pleasures it brings.

This summer juice detox diet plan involves cutting all those elements from your life that clog up your body or can cause it damage and instead filling it with goodness to power your body – possibly to even reverse any negative impact caused by the rubbish in your system.

Firstly, what should you cut from your diet to successfully detox?

Here are a list of popular items that you should avoid while undergoing a juice detox diet in summer:

• Cigarettes
• Dairy products
• Fatty items such as cheeseburgers, fries, garlic bread, cake, biscuits etc.
• “Artificial” items – such as carbonated sugary drinks and ready meals
• Alcohol

OK so that short list actually makes up a huge percentage of the everyday diet of many people these days.

And for me at least a summer detox diet isn’t about starvation. It’s not about emptying your body of everything.

No, for me it’s about emptying your body of all the – pardon my French – “crap”.

So what do we replace all the banned substances with? The answer is foods that are light on the stomach, pass quickly and completely and ideally have other benefits such as boosting vitamin levels, the immune system plus those that fight cancer and free-radicals that can otherwise cause deterioration of your body.

And 90% of these agents are plant-based foods though the body also needs some protein to function properly so in contrast to many others I include limited amounts of tasty, low-fat meats to maintain the growth and repair that your body will be undergoing during a summer detox plan.

Here’s a partial list of some “authorized” foods:

Try to maintain as much variety as possible, “grazing” throughout the day and cook them as little as possible to minimize nutrient loss or breakdown wherever possible.

For example, when following a juice detox diet, consider having carrot juice which is frequently called the “miracle juice”. When preparing carrots for juicing, make sure not to peel the skin, since much of the vitamins and minerals lies close to the surface.

Lastly consider doing exercise like walking or cycling which helps “force” the goodness around your body to even the hard-to-reach areas. Here is how much exercise to do in order to lose weight.

A juice detox diet is perhaps one of the most natural ways to improve your health and vitality, and it is an efficient method of restricting calories for rapid weight loss. Also, contrary to what you may think, juice fasting does not slow down your metabolism if you only maintain the detox for no longer then 3 days.

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Juice Detox Diet – Get Healthy This Summer

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I've had sex once in my life about a year ago but I touch myself everyday. My bowel movements continue to increase in size. Yesterday, I seriously had one that was almost a foot long. What is wrong? I think I might be pregnant. Help?

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sweetie, if you haven't had sex..you're not pregnant. unless you're touching yourself with semen, you can't get pregnant from masturbation.

Pregnancy is 9 months total. If you haven't had sex for a year then you are certainly not pregnant. Unless you somehow cam in contact with semen recently

Yes, because not only do you eat for two, you sh*t for two.

If have large bowel movements, does this mean I'm pregnant?

Tags: large bowel, human interest, Pregnancy, bowel movements, 9 months, sweetie