hi,uhh i was wondering where you can find these detox kits and what kind or chemicals you need to detoxify your body of marijuana,GNC says they sell detox kits on their website called "BNG Enterprises HERBAL CLEAN® QCARBO32™ – Tropical"uhh "Covert Labs Strip NC™ – Fruit Punch" and others at gnc.com and i put in the search box detox,do these detox drinks work for marijuana use,or are they just for detoxifying your body of other unwanted chemicals?if these ones are the right ones will they work for a drug test while being on probation?

just stop smoking dope… ya pothead….

they will work just read the directions if your on probation thats crazy to even be using drugs

you gotta drink loads of Water & Cranberry Juice

I wouldnt trust over the counter s h i t

if need something for a test go to your local headshop and get this additive called URINELUCK as in "youre in luck" you can hide in your nut sack or in your crotch if your a chick use it right before the drug test (you add it to your pee)s h i t works but only covers up buds… it wont cover up nose candy.

its ok your alright..

dude…Niasin…its a pill you can get at gnc…be carefull though dont take too much…and dont take it before you need to sleep you get these crazy hot flashes…but it totally purges your body of everything….but its gonna suck for like an hour….drink ALOT of water!

That or you can do what my one friend used to do…use someone elses pee….put it in a little bottle and stick it in your pants by your ****…they won't find it…make sure its warm though…put it in the microwave or something….

Good luck not going to jail

ok.. there are only a couple of things that actually work, however there is no possible way to to hide it in a blood sample.

1) hair – wash your hair with a clairifying shampoo like Aloe Rid by Nexxus. afterwards use a crystal clairifying treatment, also a Nexxus product. then use a moisturizing protein conditioner to re-hydrate and reconstruct the hair.

2) urine – the only thing that actually works (without having to use someone else's urine) is an artifical urine kit. it contains a pouch of artificial urine (2 uses) with a tube to drain, a body heat pouch, and a strap to conceal it. i know many people that have passed by using
this. you can purchase it at any smoke shop but it costs around $70 per kit (2 uses per kit).

3) if you have a week or more before the test – quit smoking weed until after the test, drink as much water as possible (ie. a gallon or more a day) and exercise. THC is stored in the body fat and gradually releases into the bloodstream and the urinary track, if you drink a lot of water and exercise, you will burn the fat more quickly, and speeding up the process by which the THC exits the body. i have also seen this work for people.

I was in the drug test program, IT SUCKS ! you have to quite smoking for 30 days (after 2 weeks it will drop to a less than 50% chance of showing up), I think I chanced it once, and I went crazy worrying, the whole thing is B.S, glad I'm out of it and smoking again, tell them where to stick their drug test, now anytime anyone asks me would I mind taking a drug test my standard answer is "Sure, if YOU drink it" ! "Don't you think that it's a bit sick, to extract bodily fluids from someone to test it" ? and then my personal favorite "You're asking me to wave my 4th and 5th amendment rights as an American, (then tell them that they are "Illegal search and seizure", and "Testifying against yourself" to make them feel extra stupid), then ask, "Does this company often ask people to wave their rights, what other rights would your company like me to wave from the most powerful document ever written in U.S. history" ???? There's nothing wrong with saying that, you have the right of "Free speech" but, hurry, the Liberals will soon take that one away as well, it's disgusting the way we let company's infringe our rights, who the Hell are they, they're just our employer !

I assume you're wanting to know specifically about urine testing, which tests not for marijuana, but THC metabolites. To be perfectly blunt (no pun intended), don't waste your money on the detox drinks. There are three proven methods for passing a test, one of which is 100% guaranteed, and that, of course, is not to use marijuana at all.

The second is subsitution, where you use clean donor urine and substitute it as your own.

If you can't find a donor, or don't know anyone with clean urine, then dilution is your best bet. Detox drinks basically rely on dilution, but it's better, easier, and cheaper to follow this method instead:

For best results, abastain for a minimum of 48 hours before the test. Of course, the longer you wait, the better your chances are. Dilution will reduce the amount of THC metabolites in your urine, which is what they are testing for.

Time permitting, 2-3 days before the test you will want to begin raising you creatinine levels. Creatine, which metabolizes into creatinine in 24-48 hours, can be raised with red meat or a creatine supplement, which is available online or at nutritional food stores. The amounts of creatinine metabolites are measured as part of the urine integrity check—the check to see if the sample is urine and if it is diluted. Creatinine level must be 20 mg/dL or greater.

1. 4-12 hours before the test, take four (4) aspirin. Do not take Tylenol or Advil! This step may be repeated every 4-6 hours up until 4 hours before the test.

2. 3-4 hours before your test, start by drinking two 8-ounce glasses of water. Water can be substituted for with cranberry or fruit juice, Powerade or Gatorade, teas, or even soft drinks. Then drink another 8 ounces every 15 minutes for the next hour, for a total of six glasses of water, or 48 ounces.

3. In about 1-2 hours, depending on your system, you should be voiding clear urine every 15-20 minutes. Continue to drink 3-4 ounces of water to replace what you've voided every 20-30 minutes.

4. 1-2 hours before the test, take about 10 times the daily recommended dosage of vitamin B2 or B complex. If the vitamins are time release, crush them before taking. You may also take vitamin B with each glass of water, two times the daily dosage, if you find it easier.

That's it! Within 30-45 minutes of taking your vitamins, if you took your vitamin B in one dose, your urine should turn from clear to "vitamin" yellow and remain so for the next 2-4 voids. Be sure you have voided diluted urine at least 3-4 times before you test. It is always best to do a practice run as everyone is different and times may vary. Good luck!

PS – There is another method for dilution, follow the link in my source list for more information; the above information was copied from there and covers everything from urine to hair testing.

PPS – Don't listen to that person that mentioned niacin. That's a load of bull. A common misconception is that taking niacin will help you pass a drug test. This is nothing more than a myth. It has absolutely no effects on the THC metabolites in your urine. But let's assume that you only took niacin and drank water, and that you did pass your test. It would be a fallacy (of causation) to think that it was because of the niacin. Nothing more than pure coincidence.

Detox kits for marijuana use???what stores to go too???

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